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Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

So they tried

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Thumbs down again.

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

What melts your heart every time without fail?

Still no good

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How effective will the Senate-passed bill, S. 4569, the Take It Down Act, which would criminalize the publication of non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) be?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

They put up a sign reading

There is any scientific evidence that we live in a sphere. Why do others say that we lives in a flat Earth but there is no evidence that they have proven the existence of a flat earth?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

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